Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/)http://www.cantmisspress.com/picture/cremation-casket3.jpg?pictureId=2158394<p>Legendary comedian Tom Dreesen is among a cast of celebrity pallbearers carrying the casket for all the Cubs curses in the authentic cremation ceremony held at Michael's Funeral Home in Schaumburg, Illinois.</p>http://www.cantmisspress.com/picture/cremation-casket.jpg?pictureId=2158318<p>Memorabilia representing all of the things that have cursed the Cubs in the last 101 years, from Merkle and his "boner" to Billy Sianis' billy goat, and even including the curses of Patti Blagojevich, are carried away in a Cubs casket.&nbsp;</p>